i write sins not tragedies

" oh, well imagine; as i'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and i can't help but to hear, no i can't help but to hear an exchanging
of words:
what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid
to a waiter.
"yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

i'd chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing a
goddamn door?!"
no, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise
and rationality. "   - Panic! At The Disco, 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies'.