from my keyboard.

Monday, November 12, 2012

untitled II

Pass me the salt, I've got sores to sooth.
I admit this in some honesty: this may be
most likely the last this is my fault.
Truth is (true or false) I don't know the rules.
Line up my better traits - they double my faults.
Double my wine - I'm almost completely honest. For
most of the year I'm fine.
If you can wait the Winter,
I'll shine in Spring.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

date rape

...or you could say something

or leave.

you are making me awkward i think.

all i want to do is eat and talk through

good memories. but i’m sitting here watching your lips.

darling please can we talk about something?

we have so much funnier things to discuss

i can’t sit here, us staring at us. i can’t. i can’t. cunt.

all i really want to do is eat and talk through good memories

please...or you could say something

or leave.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

the South Bank Freak Show

welcome gentlemen and gentle ladies

welcome to the South Bank Freak Show

im glad to see you part with your pennies

for an hour with me

this show, i assure you, is world famous

we’ve been on the telly and on the press

we’re famous because of our success

we’re famous because you lot cannot entertain

the thought of us living amongst you lot

i see tired faces in the crowd

don’t let your pennies go to waste gentlemen and gentle ladies

you lot, hardly Plath’s peanut crunching crowd

but you lot will have to do tonight

please people please take delight in our plight

i promise this show is done in good taste

we have the three eyed man, the lady with no ears

and the baby that aged a hundred years

enjoy the show gentlemen and gentle ladies

feel no shame for we take pride in our differences

we care nothing for your ways and your mores

its our pride that feeds our pockets (as we empty yours).

Saturday, April 25, 2009


Tuesday, April 21, 2009


"you're such a pest
a buggy, annoying, smelly pest
and you better shape up

i'm warning you

you better find yourself a job in this relationship

and stop putting it all on me"

Sunday, November 09, 2008

i mean nothing;

i am stale like the air tonight.

Saturday, September 13, 2008




Lights in my eye.

I am the light sleeper.

I sleep slight. These lights

fight for space in my eye.

I would die for

some sleep for some sleep

would keep me alive.